On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three Freeench Hens, Two Turtle doooves, and a Partridge in a Pear Treeee.
His:
French Maid costume (sorry mom, it just seemed natural) or a Boule set to play petanque (click here to see what I’m talking about… you’ll probably recognize it) or maybe just some kickass eggnog french toast
Hers:
JCrew French Hen Sweater or Thomas Paul Polish Chicken Pillow or maybe just a french candle
Humanity:
Donate a Flock of Chicks or 2 Chickens to those in need
Maundering Me 
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